Poison&Wine

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

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— 20 hours ago with 54591 notes
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa, via chanelmellow)

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hankgreensmoustache:

arrested developments a little ahead of its time

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sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via chanelmellow)

— 20 hours ago with 524330 notes
Period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period:Yell at a puppy.
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